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I asked him Who said you could fool around with my wife he said everybody.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Rodney Dangerfield
Age: 82 †
Born: 1921
Born: November 22
Died: 2004
Died: October 5
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
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Town of Babylon
New York
Jacob Rodney Cohen
Jack Roy
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I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks.
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To give you an idea how well I was doing at the time I quit, I was the only one who knew I quit.
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When I was forty, I was getting divorced, living in a low-class, dirty hotel in New York. My mother was dying of cancer. I owed $20,000. That was about the lowest. I came back to show business, and I couldn't get a job. I was turned down by every small-time agent in New York.
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One night she told me to put out the garbage. I told her you cooked it, you take it out.
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My wife says 90% of sex occurs between the ears. But I need a girl who can blow more just my mind.
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My cousin is gay, in school while other kids were dissecting frog, he was opening flies.
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At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he can't.
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When we got married my wife told me I was one in a million. I found out she was right.
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My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat.
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When I was a kid I got no respect. The time I was kidnapped, and the kidnappers sent my parents a note they said, We want five thousand dollars or you'll see your kid again.
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I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.
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Life is just a bowl of pits.
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I tell ya, I know the best way to get girls. I hang out at women's prisons, and wait for parolees.
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My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg.
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This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
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I get no respect... I tell you, when I was born, the doctor smacked my mother
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A homeless guy came up to me on the street, said he hadn't eaten in four days. I told him, Man, I wish I had your willpower.
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When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
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When I was a kid I got no respect. I told my mother, I'm gonna run away from home. She said, On your mark.
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My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know two guys she's cut out entirely.
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