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She was so fat that her belly button makes an echo.
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Rodney Dangerfield
Age: 82 †
Born: 1921
Born: November 22
Died: 2004
Died: October 5
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
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Voice Actor
Town of Babylon
New York
Jacob Rodney Cohen
Jack Roy
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One time my whole family played hide and seek. They found my mother in Pittsburgh!
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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
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My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
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I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me, Wait til it gets warmer.
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Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire.
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My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.
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I went to a freak show and they let me in for nothing.
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A sense of humor is rare. It isn't telling a joke about how there are three ways to get to heaven. It's being in a restaurant and hearing someone say, Everyone's got their tale of woe, and then turning around and saying, Unfortunately, in life, there's more woe than tail.
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When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
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They say love thy neighbor as thy self , what am I supposed to do jerk him off too?
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My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
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My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat.
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I was an ugly kid when I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.
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With girls I get no respect. A belly dancer told me I turned her stomach.
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At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he can't.
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You don't know who to believe. Like Abraham Lincoln. He said all men were created equal. He never went to a nude beach.
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What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my old man tripped me!
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When I was a kid I got no respect. The time I was kidnapped, and the kidnappers sent my parents a note they said, We want five thousand dollars or you'll see your kid again.
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