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She was so fat that her belly button makes an echo.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Rodney Dangerfield
Age: 82 †
Born: 1921
Born: November 22
Died: 2004
Died: October 5
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
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Town of Babylon
New York
Jacob Rodney Cohen
Jack Roy
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My father gave me a bat for Christmas. The first time I tried to play with it, it flew away.
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My cousin is gay, I always tell him that in our family tree, he's in the fruit section.
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It's great to have gray hair. Ask anyone who's bald.
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My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
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I don't get no respect
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My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud.
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I asked him Who said you could fool around with my wife he said everybody.
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When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, Look, twins!
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At Christmas time we couldn't afford tinsel, so we'd wait till grandpa sneezed.
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During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me… Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
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I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
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I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the west.
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Better to keep quiet and let people think you're an idiot than speak up and confirm it.
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If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness.
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I tell ya, I knew my morning wasn't going right. When I put on my shirt the button fell off, when I picked up my briefcase, the handle fell off, I tell ya, I was afraid to go to the bathroom.
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I like to date schoolteachers. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again.
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I tell ya, my wife's a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count them.
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Oh, I was an ugly kid. My old man took me to the zoo. They thanked him for returning me.
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