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She was so fat that her belly button makes an echo.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Rodney Dangerfield
Age: 82 †
Born: 1921
Born: November 22
Died: 2004
Died: October 5
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
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Town of Babylon
New York
Jacob Rodney Cohen
Jack Roy
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When I was a kid I got no respect. The time I was kidnapped, and the kidnappers sent my parents a note they said, We want five thousand dollars or you'll see your kid again.
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My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
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I am the world's oldest teenager. I've never lost my youthful attitude.
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With sex my wife thinks twice before she turns me down. Yeah, once in the morning and once at night.
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Well with girls I don't get no respect. I had a blind date. I waited two hours on the corner. A girl walked by. I said Are you Louise? She said, Are you Rodney? I said, Yeah. She said, I'm not Louise.
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We were poor. we were so poor, in my neighborhood the rainbow was in black-and-white.
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If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.
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When I was a kid I got no respect. When I went on the roller coaster, my old man told me to stand up straight.
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I tell ya, I knew my morning wasn't going right. When I put on my shirt the button fell off, when I picked up my briefcase, the handle fell off, I tell ya, I was afraid to go to the bathroom.
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I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor they sent a priest up to talk to me and he said, ' On your mark...'
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And my girlfriend, she's FAT! How fat? She's so fat she wears two watches-one for each time zone!
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He who laughs last didn't get it in the first place.
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My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
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My wife has to be the worst cook. I don't believe meatloaf should glow in the dark
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At Christmas time we couldn't afford tinsel, so we'd wait till grandpa sneezed.
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I know I'm not sexy. In high school I was voted Most Likely to Masturbate.
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During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me… Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
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What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
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We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.
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