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She was so fat that her belly button makes an echo.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Rodney Dangerfield
Age: 82 †
Born: 1921
Born: November 22
Died: 2004
Died: October 5
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
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Town of Babylon
New York
Jacob Rodney Cohen
Jack Roy
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When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
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Guy goes into a bar with a duck under his arm. Bartender says, Where'd you get the pig? Guy says, This is a duck. Bartender says, I was talking to the duck.
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If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness.
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What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my old man tripped me!
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With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, How can I get my kite in the air? He told me to run off a cliff.
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Hey, did somebody step on a duck?
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I have tried a little kinky stuff. A woman called me and said, 'I have mirrors all over my bedroom. Bring a bottle.' I brought Windex.
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I shouldn't tell jokes about my wife. she's attached to a machine that keeps her alive... The refrigerator.
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I joined gamblers anon., they gave me 2 to 1 I wouldn't make it! I joined AA, there was a two drink minimum!
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I live in a bad neighborhood. Why, I saw two complete strangers share a taxi - yeah, one guy took the radio and the other guy took the tires.
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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
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Me and my dad used to play tag, he'd drive!
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My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
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