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For two hours, some guy followed me around with a pooper scooper.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Rodney Dangerfield
Age: 82 †
Born: 1921
Born: November 22
Died: 2004
Died: October 5
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Town of Babylon
New York
Jacob Rodney Cohen
Jack Roy
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When I was a kid I got no respect. The time I was kidnapped, and the kidnappers sent my parents a note they said, We want five thousand dollars or you'll see your kid again.
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Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?'
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You take care and I hope I'll run into you - when I'm driving.
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My car broke down just the other day, I called triple A, they came and towed me away!
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I bought a perfect second car... a tow truck.
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My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
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She was so fat that her belly button makes an echo.
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They took a survey: Why do men get up in the middle of the night? Ten percent get up to go to the bathroom and 90 percent get up to go home.
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I once dated a girl that was wild. She was so wild that one night she gave her phone number to the mechanical bull.
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My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud.
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With sex my wife thinks twice before she turns me down. Yeah, once in the morning and once at night.
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My only thrill is self inflicted hickies.
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I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
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On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
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I don't get no respect. I called Suicide Prevention. They tried to talk me into it.
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They say love thy neighbor as thy self , what am I supposed to do jerk him off too?
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I was making love to my wife the other night, I looked up. She was on the phone.
Rodney Dangerfield
I tell ya when I fly, I don't get no respect. I took one of those cheap flights, no frills. I finished eatin' and had to do the dishes.
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I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.
Rodney Dangerfield
At Christmas time we couldn't afford tinsel, so we'd wait till grandpa sneezed.
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