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I'm a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping tom booing me.

Rodney Dangerfield

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Rodney Dangerfield
Age: 82 †
Born: 1921
Born: November 22
Died: 2004
Died: October 5
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Town of Babylon
New York
Jacob Rodney Cohen
Jack Roy
Caught
Humor
Funny
Booing
Peeping
Toms
Lover
Lovers

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