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A man in the crowd asks: Hey Rodney, how'd you get started? Rodney: I was 12 years old, alone in my room, and I got started!
Rodney Dangerfield
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Rodney Dangerfield
Age: 82 †
Born: 1921
Born: November 22
Died: 2004
Died: October 5
Actor
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Film Actor
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Town of Babylon
New York
Jacob Rodney Cohen
Jack Roy
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My cousins gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.
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At Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open ! Boy what a present he gave me !
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What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself.
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I tell ya, gambling never agreed with me. Last week I went to the track and they shot my horse with the opening gun.
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Well with girls I don't get no respect. I had a blind date. I waited two hours on the corner. A girl walked by. I said Are you Louise? She said, Are you Rodney? I said, Yeah. She said, I'm not Louise.
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My cousin is gay, in school while other kids were dissecting frog, he was opening flies.
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I figured out I'm bisexual. I have sex twice a year.
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I was an ugly child. I got lost on the beach. I asked a cop if he could find my parents. He said, 'I don't know. There's lots of places for them to hide'.
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I tell ya, I knew my morning wasn't going right. When I put on my shirt the button fell off, when I picked up my briefcase, the handle fell off, I tell ya, I was afraid to go to the bathroom.
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She was so ugly that her face could stop a sundial.
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They say love thy neighbor as thy self , what am I supposed to do jerk him off too?
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For two hours, some guy followed me around with a pooper scooper.
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