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A man in the crowd asks: Hey Rodney, how'd you get started? Rodney: I was 12 years old, alone in my room, and I got started!

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Rodney Dangerfield
Age: 82 †
Born: 1921
Born: November 22
Died: 2004
Died: October 5
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Town of Babylon
New York
Jacob Rodney Cohen
Jack Roy
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Alone
Rodney
Asks
Hey
Funny
Crowd
Years
Crowds
Men
Room
Humor
Rooms

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My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
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At Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open ! Boy what a present he gave me !
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Oh, I was an ugly kid. My old man took me to the zoo. They thanked him for returning me.
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This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
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My cousin is gay, I always tell him that in our family tree, he's in the fruit section.
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A homeless guy came up to me on the street, said he hadn't eaten in four days. I told him, Man, I wish I had your willpower.
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