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Life is full of temporary situations, ultimately ending in a permanent solution.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Rodney Dangerfield
Age: 82 †
Born: 1921
Born: November 22
Died: 2004
Died: October 5
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Jacob Rodney Cohen
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For two hours, some guy followed me around with a pooper scooper.
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When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
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I recently had double-bypass surgery. As they wheel you in, the doctor always gives you a last look. You know that look. That look of confidence to make you feel good. I always say to every doctor, If I don't make it, I'll never know it.
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One time my whole family played hide and seek. They found my mother in Pittsburgh!
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