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Me and my dad used to play tag, he'd drive!
Rodney Dangerfield
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Rodney Dangerfield
Age: 82 †
Born: 1921
Born: November 22
Died: 2004
Died: October 5
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
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Town of Babylon
New York
Jacob Rodney Cohen
Jack Roy
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Drive
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You take care and I hope I'll run into you - when I'm driving.
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When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, Look, twins!
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A homeless guy came up to me on the street, said he hadn't eaten in four days. I told him, Man, I wish I had your willpower.
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My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
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Better to keep quiet and let people think you're an idiot than speak up and confirm it.
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Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
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My sex life is like shooting pool with a rope!
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It's great to have gray hair. Ask anyone who's bald.
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My problem is that I appeal to everyone that can do me absolutely no good.
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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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I tell ya, I knew my morning wasn't going right. When I put on my shirt the button fell off, when I picked up my briefcase, the handle fell off, I tell ya, I was afraid to go to the bathroom.
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If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness.
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My wife is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll her back into the water.
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My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat.
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