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I can't get no respect.

Rodney Dangerfield

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Rodney Dangerfield
Age: 82 †
Born: 1921
Born: November 22
Died: 2004
Died: October 5
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Town of Babylon
New York
Jacob Rodney Cohen
Jack Roy
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Complaining
Respect

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With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, How can I get my kite in the air? He told me to run off a cliff.
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The other night a mugger took off his mask and made me wear it.
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