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He found a new way to cover up his bad breath. He holds up his arms.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Rodney Dangerfield
Age: 82 †
Born: 1921
Born: November 22
Died: 2004
Died: October 5
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
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Town of Babylon
New York
Jacob Rodney Cohen
Jack Roy
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I walked in on my wife and the milkman, the first thing she says is don't tell the butcher!
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My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.
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Cars and women are a lot alike. They lie about the milage.
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It was the same thing in the army, no respect. They gave me a uniform that glowed in the dark.
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At my age I'm envious of a stiff wind.
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My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
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You know you're old when your family talk about you in front of you. What are we going to do with Pop? We have company tonight.
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My son's an idiot. He sprained his ankle playing golf. He fell off the ballwasher.
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A man in the crowd asks: Hey Rodney, how'd you get started? Rodney: I was 12 years old, alone in my room, and I got started!
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my wifes cooking is so bad the flys fix our screens
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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
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They say love thy neighbor as thy self , what am I supposed to do jerk him off too?
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Don't talk about yourself so much...we'll do that when you leave.
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I joined gamblers anon., they gave me 2 to 1 I wouldn't make it! I joined AA, there was a two drink minimum!
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Life is just a bowl of pits.
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If you could learn to make love, I could fire the chauffer.
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I tell ya, I know the best way to get girls. I hang out at women's prisons, and wait for parolees.
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My wife is so fat that the last time I saw something that big it was grazing.
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Last week my tie caught on fire, some guy tried to put it out with an axe.
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His breath is so bad why every time he smokes he blows onion rings.
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