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He found a new way to cover up his bad breath. He holds up his arms.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Rodney Dangerfield
Age: 82 †
Born: 1921
Born: November 22
Died: 2004
Died: October 5
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Town of Babylon
New York
Jacob Rodney Cohen
Jack Roy
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My car broke down just the other day, I called triple A, they came and towed me away!
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I tell ya, my wife's a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count them.
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When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
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I'll tell you one thing, I know how to satisfy my wife in bed, yeah, I leave.
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My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
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When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
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Life is just a bowl of pits.
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My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
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Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
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Comedy is a camouflage for depression.
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At Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open ! Boy what a present he gave me !
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Group sex, are you kidding, I had group sex - my wife screwed in front of the jury.
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I tell ya, it's tough to save a buck. Right now I'm supporting two fighters. My wife and her mother.
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I tell ya, I knew my morning wasn't going right. When I put on my shirt the button fell off, when I picked up my briefcase, the handle fell off, I tell ya, I was afraid to go to the bathroom.
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I bought a new book, '100 new ways to make love'. I ended up in traction - it was a misprint.
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My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know two guys she's cut out entirely.
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I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
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You take care and I hope I'll run into you - when I'm driving.
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I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor they sent a priest up to talk to me and he said, ' On your mark...'
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