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Rodney Dangerfield
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Rodney Dangerfield
Age: 82 †
Born: 1921
Born: November 22
Died: 2004
Died: October 5
Actor
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Town of Babylon
New York
Jacob Rodney Cohen
Jack Roy
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She was so fat that her clothes are made by Omar the tent maker.
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Group sex, are you kidding, I had group sex - my wife screwed in front of the jury.
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My wife has teeth like the stars... they come out at night.
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My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
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My wife made me join a bridge club... I jump off next Tuesday.
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My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
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I don't get no respect
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For two hours, some guy followed me around with a pooper scooper.
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My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.
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I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
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You take care and I hope I'll run into you - when I'm driving.
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