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Rodney Dangerfield
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Rodney Dangerfield
Age: 82 †
Born: 1921
Born: November 22
Died: 2004
Died: October 5
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
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Town of Babylon
New York
Jacob Rodney Cohen
Jack Roy
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We learned sexual technique from our dog. He taught how to beg, and he taught my wife how to roll over and play dead.
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One time my whole family played hide and seek. They found my mother in Pittsburgh!
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I come from a stupid family. My uncle heard that most deaths occurs within ten miles of the house...so he moved.
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My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
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I can't get no respect.
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She was so fat that her clothes are made by Omar the tent maker.
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I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.
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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
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My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
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My mother used to rock me - and she used big rocks.
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My wife has to be the worst cook. I don't believe meatloaf should glow in the dark
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I have three kids, one of each.
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[on 8/24/04, before entering a Los Angeles hospital for heart valve replacement surgery] If things go right, I'll be there about a week, and if things don't go right, I'll be there about an hour and a half.
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We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.
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I don't get no respect. I called Suicide Prevention. They tried to talk me into it.
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My kid wants to be a prison warden when he grows up so he can put thumb tacks on the electric chairs.
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When I was forty, I was getting divorced, living in a low-class, dirty hotel in New York. My mother was dying of cancer. I owed $20,000. That was about the lowest. I came back to show business, and I couldn't get a job. I was turned down by every small-time agent in New York.
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If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.
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I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor they sent a priest up to talk to me and he said, ' On your mark...'
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My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
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