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She was old too, when she went to school they didn't have history.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Rodney Dangerfield
Age: 82 †
Born: 1921
Born: November 22
Died: 2004
Died: October 5
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Town of Babylon
New York
Jacob Rodney Cohen
Jack Roy
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Well with girls I don't get no respect. I had a blind date. I waited two hours on the corner. A girl walked by. I said Are you Louise? She said, Are you Rodney? I said, Yeah. She said, I'm not Louise.
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I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
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I know I'm not sexy. In high school I was voted Most Likely to Masturbate.
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For two hours, some guy followed me around with a pooper scooper.
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Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
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She was so ugly that her face could stop a sundial.
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Hey, did somebody step on a duck?
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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
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