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She was old too, when she went to school they didn't have history.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Rodney Dangerfield
Age: 82 †
Born: 1921
Born: November 22
Died: 2004
Died: October 5
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Town of Babylon
New York
Jacob Rodney Cohen
Jack Roy
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With my old man I got no respect. He told me never take candy from a stranger unless he offered me a ride.
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