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She was so ugly that her face could stop a sundial.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Rodney Dangerfield
Age: 82 †
Born: 1921
Born: November 22
Died: 2004
Died: October 5
Actor
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Town of Babylon
New York
Jacob Rodney Cohen
Jack Roy
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My wife is so fat that the last time I saw something that big it was grazing.
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I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me, Wait til it gets warmer.
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Don't talk about yourself so much...we'll do that when you leave.
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When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
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I tell ya when I fly, I don't get no respect. I took one of those cheap flights, no frills. I finished eatin' and had to do the dishes.
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One time my whole family played hide and seek. They found my mother in Pittsburgh!
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I told my kids, Someday, you'll have kids of your own. One of them said, So will you.
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I got myself good this morning too. I did my pushups in the nude, I didn't see the mouse trap.
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My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.
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I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
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My problem is that I appeal to everyone that can do me absolutely no good.
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[on 8/24/04, before entering a Los Angeles hospital for heart valve replacement surgery] If things go right, I'll be there about a week, and if things don't go right, I'll be there about an hour and a half.
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She was so fat that her clothes are made by Omar the tent maker.
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Better to keep quiet and let people think you're an idiot than speak up and confirm it.
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My car broke down just the other day, I called triple A, they came and towed me away!
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One night she told me to put out the garbage. I told her you cooked it, you take it out.
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My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg.
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Man, who don't like spaghetti?
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I come home from work early one day, and I see a guy jogging down the street in his underwear. I ask him, Why are you jogging in your underwear? He says, You came home from work early.
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You take care and I hope I'll run into you - when I'm driving.
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