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She was so fat that her bikini is made out of two bed sheets (king-size).
Rodney Dangerfield
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Rodney Dangerfield
Age: 82 †
Born: 1921
Born: November 22
Died: 2004
Died: October 5
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Town of Babylon
New York
Jacob Rodney Cohen
Jack Roy
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She was so ugly that her face could stop a sundial.
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When I was forty, I was getting divorced, living in a low-class, dirty hotel in New York. My mother was dying of cancer. I owed $20,000. That was about the lowest. I came back to show business, and I couldn't get a job. I was turned down by every small-time agent in New York.
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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
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I knew a girl so ugly, I took her to the top of the Empire State building and planes started to attack her.
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Sure I smoked pot in hospital. My wife won't let me toke at home.
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You don't know who to believe. Like Abraham Lincoln. He said all men were created equal. He never went to a nude beach.
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I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me, Wait til it gets warmer.
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I come from a stupid family. My uncle heard that most deaths occurs within ten miles of the house...so he moved.
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