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She was so fat that her clothes are made by Omar the tent maker.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Rodney Dangerfield
Age: 82 †
Born: 1921
Born: November 22
Died: 2004
Died: October 5
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
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Town of Babylon
New York
Jacob Rodney Cohen
Jack Roy
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Omar
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Tents
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