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He's as strong as an ox...and ALMOST as smart!
Roddy Piper
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Roddy Piper
Age: 61 †
Born: 1954
Born: April 17
Died: 2015
Died: July 31
Actor
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Judoka
Professional Wrestler
Roderick George Toombs
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Wrestling and acting couldn't be anymore different in terms of what it takes to entertain. Wrestling is explosion, acting is implosion. One really screws up the other.
Roddy Piper
I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.
Roddy Piper
Does the tounge hanging out help his balance?
Roddy Piper
Do you know you couldn't get a date with a $20 bill taped to your forehead?
Roddy Piper
Ric Flair is out there crying, his nose is running. He's probably drowning from the size of his nose running.
Roddy Piper
He mighta spent a couple years under the arena training young wrestlers.
Roddy Piper
Ric Flair, you once called me a woman. Well, what I want to know is, how does it feel to get beat by a woman?
Roddy Piper
Rowdy Roddy cut his locks but don't worry woman, he's still a fox.
Roddy Piper
I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am.
Roddy Piper
You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide.
Roddy Piper
Fighting is not internal, but it can be very spiritual. Everything acting is internal. One of my problems in making the transition is pulling back, but I'm working on it.
Roddy Piper
I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!
Roddy Piper
Ric Flair, the Slim Whitman of Pro-Wrestling.
Roddy Piper
Did your parents build knows you a swing facing a wall when you were a kid?
Roddy Piper
Ever notice Hulk Hogan ain't got no hair on his chest? The only one who's got hair on their chest on their team is Cindy Lauper.
Roddy Piper
I'm the reason Hulk Hogan lost his hair.
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