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If there is a heaven, Jane Austen is sitting in a small room with Mother Teresa and Princess Diana, listening to Duran Duran, forever. If there's a hell, she's standing.

Roddy Doyle

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Roddy Doyle
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: May 8
Lecturer
Novelist
Playwright
Screenwriter
Writer
Dublin city
Ruaidhrí Ó Dúill
Ruaidhri O Duill
Mother
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Duran
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Jane
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I'm not recognised that much. I'm just a bald man in glasses and there's a rash of them in Dublin. It'd be different if I had a mohican.
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When you grow up on an island, what matters is how you stand to the sea.
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No matter how close to personal experience a story might be, inevitably you are going to get to a part that isn't yours and, actually, whether it happened or not becomes irrelevant. It is all about choosing the right words.
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The Irish are the niggers of Europe, lads.
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Do be kind to yourself. Fill pages as quickly as possible double space, or write on every second line. Regard every new page as a small triumph. Until you get to page 50. Then calm down, and start worrying about the quality. Do feel anxiety - it's the job.
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My novels come from within me they are things I feel I want to do.
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I wouldn't go out of my way to experience the indignity of middle-age just because it might be good meat for a story.
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If you are a writer you're at home, which means you're out of touch. You have to make excuses to get out there and look at how the world is changing.
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I've been asked why does Ireland produce so many great musicians, and the answer is it doesn't. When you count the great musicians Ireland has given the world in the last 20 years, you can do it on one hand.
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I see people in terms of dialogue and I believe that people are their talk.
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My parents were sixty years married.
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When I was a kid, if you didn't speak Irish, you really wanted to. And you played Gaelic games and you didn't pay any attention to what was happening in the outside world, because really, the - Ireland was the center of the universe. And I don't think that's the case anymore, although, admittedly, it is the center of the universe.
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The problem with being Irish... is having 'Riverdance' on your back. It's a burden at times.
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She's a pot-of-tea-before-I-say-boo-to-you woman. There's always a pile of warm teabags in the sink when I come down, like what a horse would leave behind.
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I don't work to any commissions. I do what I want to do.
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When I was growing up, the exam system didn't allow you to write fiction, so you never did.
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