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If there is a heaven, Jane Austen is sitting in a small room with Mother Teresa and Princess Diana, listening to Duran Duran, forever. If there's a hell, she's standing.

Roddy Doyle

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Roddy Doyle
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: May 8
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Novelist
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Dublin city
Ruaidhrí Ó Dúill
Ruaidhri O Duill
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When I was a kid, if you didn't speak Irish, you really wanted to. And you played Gaelic games and you didn't pay any attention to what was happening in the outside world, because really, the - Ireland was the center of the universe. And I don't think that's the case anymore, although, admittedly, it is the center of the universe.
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I've been asked why does Ireland produce so many great musicians, and the answer is it doesn't. When you count the great musicians Ireland has given the world in the last 20 years, you can do it on one hand.
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My parents were sixty years married.
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She's a pot-of-tea-before-I-say-boo-to-you woman. There's always a pile of warm teabags in the sink when I come down, like what a horse would leave behind.
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If you're from Dublin, for example, chances are you live with your family, if you're lucky enough to, right up to the mid-20s. And most of the people I know, when they finally sort of set off on their own, they don't stray all that far.
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Some of the people who look the most normal are probably the maddest people trying to look normal.
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I'm not recognised that much. I'm just a bald man in glasses and there's a rash of them in Dublin. It'd be different if I had a mohican.
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I wouldn't go out of my way to experience the indignity of middle-age just because it might be good meat for a story.
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Schools don't really allow failure and yet it's part of any endeavour, not just writing.
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She'd tried her hand at most things, but drew the line at honesty.
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Most working days I can be at my desk for nine hours a day.
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The problem with being Irish... is having 'Riverdance' on your back. It's a burden at times.
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Sometimes adults seem as though they have cut a chord from being a child.
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I like naming characters.
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When I was growing up, the exam system didn't allow you to write fiction, so you never did.
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My novels come from within me they are things I feel I want to do.
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The Irish are the niggers of Europe, lads.
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If you are a writer you're at home, which means you're out of touch. You have to make excuses to get out there and look at how the world is changing.
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Do be kind to yourself. Fill pages as quickly as possible double space, or write on every second line. Regard every new page as a small triumph. Until you get to page 50. Then calm down, and start worrying about the quality. Do feel anxiety - it's the job.
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I write short stories when a little idea occurs to me, that I know isn't a part of a novel that will stand by itself and should be concentrated.
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