Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
Incoming is not the thing you want to hear at Christmas.
Robin Williams
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Robin Williams
Age: 63 †
Born: 1951
Born: July 21
Died: 2014
Died: August 11
Actor
Audiobook Narrator
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Producer
Mime Artist
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Chicago
Illinois
Robin McLaurin Williams
Christmas
Hear
Thing
Incoming
More quotes by Robin Williams
What's true in our minds is true, whether some people know it or not.
Robin Williams
I've always improvised, and stand-up was this great release. All of a sudden, it was just me and the audience.
Robin Williams
Mickey Mouse to a three-year-old is a six-foot-tall RAT!
Robin Williams
If there was a pill that allowed you to drink and not get drunk, an alcoholic would go What happens if you take two?
Robin Williams
Explore an idea until you've exhausted it, really go to all the different parameters of it.
Robin Williams
I don't practice anything. I spend time looking over ideas and then just get out and do it.
Robin Williams
I had my back waxed once by two women... and at one point they said, Do you mind if we take a break?
Robin Williams
On stage you're free. You can say and do things that if you said and did any place else, you'd be arrested.
Robin Williams
Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio.
Robin Williams
There's a time for daring and there's a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for.
Robin Williams
If you don't keep pushing the limits, you wake up one day and you're the center square to block.
Robin Williams
It doesn't matter who you are, if you've got the legs, you can hang with them.
Robin Williams
As intellectual as we think we are, you still trip, we still have human foibles, sexuality, all the different things to still make you aware of your humanity.
Robin Williams
Here's the best birth control in the whole world, if you really, if you have no pills, if you have no diaphragm, if you have no other form of contraception. Use it for ladies, if he comes at you with that little thing in his hand, just laugh at it. They can't deal with it, OK, it'll be gone.
Robin Williams
We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we're shopper-borrowers.
Robin Williams
Okra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string.
Robin Williams
I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.
Robin Williams
Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs
Robin Williams
We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that!
Robin Williams
I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least Miss Right Now
Robin Williams
