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Is it rude to Twitter during sex? To go omg, omg, wtf, zzz? Is that rude?

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Robin Williams
Age: 63 †
Born: 1951
Born: July 21
Died: 2014
Died: August 11
Actor
Audiobook Narrator
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Producer
Mime Artist
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Chicago
Illinois
Robin McLaurin Williams
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Twitter
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Sex
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You’ve got to be crazy! It’s too late to be sane, too late. You’ve got to go full tilt bozo... ‘Cause you’re only given a little spark of madness... and if you lose that, you’re nothing
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Avoid using the word 'very' because it's lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don't use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason boys - to woo women - and in that endeavor, laziness will not do.
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I have no desire to go anywhere near drugs. People say, Aren't you tempted? No, because of the ridiculousness of it.
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Okra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string.
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In America, they really do mythologize people when they die.
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There's no question this is where I want to live. Never has been.
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A woman wouldn't make a bomb that kills you. A woman would make a bomb that makes you feel bad for a while. That's why there should be a woman President. There'd never be any wars, just every twenty-eight days there'd be very intense negotiations.
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It doesn't matter who you are, if you've got the legs, you can hang with them.
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You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian
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My father retired to San Francisco, and I got a chance to know him and be around him. It's always been someplace where everything changed for the better. It's always been a home for me.
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Incoming is not the thing you want to hear at Christmas.
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But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.
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Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.
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Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
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We were romantics. We didn't just read poetry. We let it drip from our tongues like honey. Spirits soared. Women swooned, and gods were created, gentlemen. Not a bad way to spend an evening, eh?
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I know size can be daunting but don't be afraid.
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My preference is live performance. Because you get the feedback. There's an energy. It's live theater. That's why I think actors like that. You know, musicians need it, comedians definitely need it. It doesn't matter what size and what club, whether it's 30 people in the club or 2,000 in a hall or a theater. It's live, it's symbiotic, you need it.
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To be free. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world.
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You have an internal critic, an internal drive that says, 'OK, you can do more.' Maybe that's what keeps you going.
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You know what music is? God's little reminder that there's something else besides us in this universe harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars.
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