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Is it rude to Twitter during sex? To go omg, omg, wtf, zzz? Is that rude?

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Robin Williams
Age: 63 †
Born: 1951
Born: July 21
Died: 2014
Died: August 11
Actor
Audiobook Narrator
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Producer
Mime Artist
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Chicago
Illinois
Robin McLaurin Williams
Funny
Twitter
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Sex
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If we're going to fight a disease, let's fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference.
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My favorite thing to do is ride a bicycle. I ride road bikes. And for me, it's mobile meditation.
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We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself.
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Three wishes - no substitutes, exchanges or refunds
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Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
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If you listen real close, you can hear them whisper their legacy to you. Go on, lean in. Listen, you hear it? Carpe diem, seize the day boys, make your lives extraordinary.
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We're dealing with fundamentalists... the Amish are fundamentalists, but they don't try and hijack a carriage at needlepoint. And, if you're ever in Amish country and you see a man with his hand buried in a horse's ass, that's a mechanic. Remember that.
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To be free. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world.
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Cross-country running was so beautiful with all the trails and the lake regions ... very physical and also a bit spiritual, where you could come over the mountain and all of a sudden you'd see a Buddhist landscape fog.
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You might say he was one taco short of a combination platter.
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It doesn't matter who you are, if you've got the legs, you can hang with them.
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You have this idea that you'd better keep working otherwise people will forget. And that was dangerous. And then you realize, no, actually if you take a break people might be more interested in you.
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I got to ninth grade and there was wrestling, and I went, 'Wait a minute, this is fun.' Basically, it was a chance for a small kid like me to get a chance to wail on another small kid. I went, 'I love this.' The discipline of it was great. Plus, I really started to be good at it.
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People would say I never censor. As Billy Crystal says, 'I don't have that button.'
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My preference is live performance. Because you get the feedback. There's an energy. It's live theater. That's why I think actors like that. You know, musicians need it, comedians definitely need it. It doesn't matter what size and what club, whether it's 30 people in the club or 2,000 in a hall or a theater. It's live, it's symbiotic, you need it.
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I love running cross-country...You come up a hill and see two deer going, 'What the hell is he doing?' On a track I feel like a hamster.
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Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.
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They're talking about partial nuclear disarmament, which is also like talking about partial circumcision - you either go all the way or forget it.
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You're still young. Being a true loser takes years of inaptitude
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We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that!
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