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Comedy pays the bills if I can't find a film.

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Robin Williams
Age: 63 †
Born: 1951
Born: July 21
Died: 2014
Died: August 11
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Film Producer
Mime Artist
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Chicago
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Robin McLaurin Williams
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With mountain biking, it's always that constant thing, negotiating singletrack, which I like, but for a road ride that rhythm is really Buddhist. When you get a good pedal stoke, it's that thing of everything works.
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Carpe per diem - seize the check.
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If I asked you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone that could level you with her eyes, feeling like God put an angel on earth just for you. Who could rescue you from the depths of hell.
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Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.
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Explore an idea until you've exhausted it, really go to all the different parameters of it.
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Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
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We Americans, we're a simple people . . . but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities.
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