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We Americans, we're a simple people . . . but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities.

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Robin Williams
Age: 63 †
Born: 1951
Born: July 21
Died: 2014
Died: August 11
Actor
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Comedian
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Film Producer
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Stage Actor
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
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Robin McLaurin Williams
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