Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
Now you can't even carry a nail clipper on a plane. Are they afraid you're going to go...All right! Give me the plane or the b*tch loses her cuticle. ?
Robin Williams
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Robin Williams
Age: 63 †
Born: 1951
Born: July 21
Died: 2014
Died: August 11
Actor
Audiobook Narrator
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Producer
Mime Artist
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Chicago
Illinois
Robin McLaurin Williams
Loses
Nail
Give
Airline
Right
Nails
Giving
Plane
Even
Planes
Going
Humorous
Carry
Afraid
More quotes by Robin Williams
When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
Robin Williams
We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself.
Robin Williams
I feel like I'm a big human snot.
Robin Williams
Look at the walls of Pompeii. That's what got the internet started.
Robin Williams
Self-reliance is the key to a vigorous life. A man must look inward to find his own answers.
Robin Williams
Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.
Robin Williams
Make your life spectacular, I know I did.
Robin Williams
The little idiosyncrasies that only I know about: that's what made her my wife. Oh she had the goods on me too, she knew all my little peccadilloes. People call these things imperfections, but they're not. Ah, that's the good stuff!
Robin Williams
I used food to make myself feel better, but I felt worse when I ate.
Robin Williams
You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren't paying attention to.
Robin Williams
What is this demilitarized zone? Whatever it is, I like it! Gets you on your toes better than a strong cup of cappuccino.
Robin Williams
A woman wouldn't make a bomb that kills you. A woman would make a bomb that makes you feel bad for a while. That's why there should be a woman President. There'd never be any wars, just every twenty-eight days there'd be very intense negotiations.
Robin Williams
People say that I'm a tree hugger, but I do a lot more than hug trees. I like having my drinking water without faecal matter, that's really nice. Or acceptable levels of strychnine. I'm an air breather, I've gotten used to that over the years.
Robin Williams
With mountain biking, it's always that constant thing, negotiating singletrack, which I like, but for a road ride that rhythm is really Buddhist. When you get a good pedal stoke, it's that thing of everything works.
Robin Williams
Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
Robin Williams
I prefer to be handcuffed at home. The idea of voice work to me is great fun, especially when it's a chance to do two different voices.
Robin Williams
You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you'll win, no matter what the outcome.
Robin Williams
I don't practice anything. I spend time looking over ideas and then just get out and do it.
Robin Williams
Just now when I said, I have a crush on you, you didn't say, no way loser. I'd rather have a lobotomy by a leper. That means something
Robin Williams
Everyone has these two visions when they hold their child for the first time. The first is your child as an adult saying I want to thank the Nobel Committee for this award. The other is You want fries with that?.
Robin Williams
