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Robin Williams
Age: 63 †
Born: 1951
Born: July 21
Died: 2014
Died: August 11
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Film Producer
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Chicago
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Robin McLaurin Williams
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My battles with addiction definitely shaped how I am now. They really made me deeply appreciate human contact. And the value of friends and family, how precious that is.
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Don't associate yourself with toxic people. It's better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.
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And some people say Jesus wasn't Jewish. Of COURSE he was Jewish! 30 years old, single, lives with his parents, come on! He works in his father's business, his mom thought he was God's gift, he's Jewish! Give it up!
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You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren't paying attention to.
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She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other
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Taking Viagra after open heart surgery is like a Civil War re-enactment with live ammo. Not good.
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I used food to make myself feel better, but I felt worse when I ate.
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To be acknowledged for who and what I am, no more, no less. Not for acclaim, not for approval, but, the simple truth of that recognition. This has been the elemental drive of my existence, and it must be achieved, if I am to live or die with dignity.
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Stand-up is the place where you can do things that you could never do in public.
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People say that I'm a tree hugger, but I do a lot more than hug trees. I like having my drinking water without faecal matter, that's really nice. Or acceptable levels of strychnine. I'm an air breather, I've gotten used to that over the years.
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My favorite thing to do is ride a bicycle. I ride road bikes. And for me, it's mobile meditation.
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Self-reliance is the key to a vigorous life. A man must look inward to find his own answers.
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All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you'll fly like me.
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The first time I ate organic whole-grain bread I swear it tasted like roofing material.
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We Americans, we're a simple people . . . but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities.
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When the Williams sisters play tennis, it gets pretty hot. When they start grunting, I'm in.
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We're dealing with fundamentalists... the Amish are fundamentalists, but they don't try and hijack a carriage at needlepoint. And, if you're ever in Amish country and you see a man with his hand buried in a horse's ass, that's a mechanic. Remember that.
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I love running cross-country...You come up a hill and see two deer going, 'What the hell is he doing?' On a track I feel like a hamster.
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But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for.
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My favorite is when you go to Afghanistan and you meet the special forces guys, and they look like these heavily armed surfers. These guys are the best. You see guys dressed as full Afghans, but then wearing a Yankees hat.
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