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The first time I ate organic whole-grain bread I swear it tasted like roofing material.

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Robin Williams
Age: 63 †
Born: 1951
Born: July 21
Died: 2014
Died: August 11
Actor
Audiobook Narrator
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Producer
Mime Artist
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Chicago
Illinois
Robin McLaurin Williams
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Food
Organic
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Culinary
First
Grain
Whole
Swear
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Cooking
Like
Bread
Material
Roofing

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