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I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
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Robin Williams
Age: 63 †
Born: 1951
Born: July 21
Died: 2014
Died: August 11
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Robin McLaurin Williams
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The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'
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Ballet: men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.
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I love running cross-country...You come up a hill and see two deer going, 'What the hell is he doing?' On a track I feel like a hamster.
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Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping your heart out through your wallet.
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Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.
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A woman wouldn't make a bomb that kills you. A woman would make a bomb that makes you feel bad for a while. That's why there should be a woman President. There'd never be any wars, just every twenty-eight days there'd be very intense negotiations.
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I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.
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What is this demilitarized zone? Whatever it is, I like it! Gets you on your toes better than a strong cup of cappuccino.
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If women ran the world there would be no wars. However every 28 days there would be some very intense negotiations.
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His golf bag does not contain a full set of irons.
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Humor is a great defense, and an offense too. Usually the recipient isn't too happy about it, but the people around are laughing.
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I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.
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A lot of celebrities golf because they want to be away. For them it's a chance to get away and be peaceful. For me it's peaceful to ride [cycling].
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It's the same sex all the time.
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Women! Can't live with 'em, can't live with 'em!
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