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It's the same sex all the time.
Robin Williams
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Robin Williams
Age: 63 †
Born: 1951
Born: July 21
Died: 2014
Died: August 11
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For me, comedy starts as a spew, a kind of explosion, and then you sculpt it from there, if at all. It comes out of a deeper, darker side. Maybe it comes from anger, because I'm outraged by cruel absurdities, the hypocrisy that exists everywhere, even within yourself, where it's hardest to see.
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Taking Viagra after open heart surgery is like a Civil War re-enactment with live ammo. Not good.
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I stand upon my desk to remind myself that we must constantly look at things in a different way.
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