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I don't do well with snakes and I can't dance.
Robin Williams
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Robin Williams
Age: 63 †
Born: 1951
Born: July 21
Died: 2014
Died: August 11
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Robin McLaurin Williams
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Everyone has these two visions when they hold their child for the first time. The first is your child as an adult saying I want to thank the Nobel Committee for this award. The other is You want fries with that?.
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Now you can't even carry a nail clipper on a plane. Are they afraid you're going to go...All right! Give me the plane or the b*tch loses her cuticle. ?
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Dreams don't deal in time. Time doesn't count.
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We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself.
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I had my back waxed once by two women... and at one point they said, Do you mind if we take a break?
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I got to ninth grade and there was wrestling, and I went, 'Wait a minute, this is fun.' Basically, it was a chance for a small kid like me to get a chance to wail on another small kid. I went, 'I love this.' The discipline of it was great. Plus, I really started to be good at it.
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If there was a pill that allowed you to drink and not get drunk, an alcoholic would go What happens if you take two?
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To be acknowledged for who and what I am, no more, no less. Not for acclaim, not for approval, but, the simple truth of that recognition. This has been the elemental drive of my existence, and it must be achieved, if I am to live or die with dignity.
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Seize the day. Because, believe it or not, each and every one of us in this room is one day going to stop breathing, turn cold, and die.
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If you listen real close, you can hear them whisper their legacy to you. Go on, lean in. Listen, you hear it? Carpe diem, seize the day boys, make your lives extraordinary.
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I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.
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On stage you're free. You can say and do things that if you said and did any place else, you'd be arrested.
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I only ever play Vegas one night at a time.
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But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for.
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It's great that we've got a compassionate conservative, but to me, that sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.
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We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
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I used food to make myself feel better, but I felt worse when I ate.
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I stand upon my desk to remind myself that we must constantly look at things in a different way.
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Self-reliance is the key to a vigorous life. A man must look inward to find his own answers.
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