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Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.
Robin Williams
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Robin Williams
Age: 63 †
Born: 1951
Born: July 21
Died: 2014
Died: August 11
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Robin McLaurin Williams
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I've always improvised, and stand-up was this great release. All of a sudden, it was just me and the audience.
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Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping your heart out through your wallet.
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We're dealing with fundamentalists... the Amish are fundamentalists, but they don't try and hijack a carriage at needlepoint. And, if you're ever in Amish country and you see a man with his hand buried in a horse's ass, that's a mechanic. Remember that.
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Women have so many levels. There's the physical level, which is a lot of fun. There's this emotional level, which is extremely mercurial.
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What is this demilitarized zone? Whatever it is, I like it! Gets you on your toes better than a strong cup of cappuccino.
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We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.
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When I'm riding my bicycle I feel like a Buddhist who is happy just to enjoy his mundane existence
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I had my back waxed once by two women... and at one point they said, Do you mind if we take a break?
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In truth I never really liked any of the heavy drugs, because normally my energy is up when I'm performing, and that's about it. Cocaine is nothing new. It's the pressure, I think. People use it to relieve that, and for me it is about getting numb and forgetting. I have a reverse metabolic reaction to the stuff.
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It's the same sex all the time.
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What some folks call impossible is just stuff they haven't seen before.
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Compassionate conservative. I don't know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.
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To be acknowledged for who and what I am, no more, no less. Not for acclaim, not for approval, but, the simple truth of that recognition. This has been the elemental drive of my existence, and it must be achieved, if I am to live or die with dignity.
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My preference is live performance. Because you get the feedback. There's an energy. It's live theater. That's why I think actors like that. You know, musicians need it, comedians definitely need it. It doesn't matter what size and what club, whether it's 30 people in the club or 2,000 in a hall or a theater. It's live, it's symbiotic, you need it.
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I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least Miss Right Now
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I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.
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A woman wouldn't make a bomb that kills you. A woman would make a bomb that makes you feel bad for a while. That's why there should be a woman President. There'd never be any wars, just every twenty-eight days there'd be very intense negotiations.
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To make fun of an administration, to make fun of anything, Mark Twain said, is the last defense of democracy.
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Now you can't even carry a nail clipper on a plane. Are they afraid you're going to go...All right! Give me the plane or the b*tch loses her cuticle. ?
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Be prepared for luck.
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