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Dreams don't deal in time. Time doesn't count.
Robin Williams
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Robin Williams
Age: 63 †
Born: 1951
Born: July 21
Died: 2014
Died: August 11
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Robin McLaurin Williams
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Cable is not bound because people pay for it. It's literally a choice, that's the operative word. If you don't like the language, if cocksucker offends you, then turn it off.
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Here's the best birth control in the whole world, if you really, if you have no pills, if you have no diaphragm, if you have no other form of contraception. Use it for ladies, if he comes at you with that little thing in his hand, just laugh at it. They can't deal with it, OK, it'll be gone.
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Stand-up is the place where you can do things that you could never do in public.
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It doesn't matter who you are, if you've got the legs, you can hang with them.
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I just want to do movies, and I want to sell them. I don't want to link up with some product.
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There's three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a navy blazer.
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Self-reliance is the key to a vigorous life. A man must look inward to find his own answers.
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His golf bag does not contain a full set of irons.
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I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least Miss Right Now
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The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'
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If you want to die, don't make a mistake and not quite kill yourself because the medical bills in America are hideous.
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My childhood was really nice. My parents never forced me to do anything it was always, If you want to do that, fine. When I told my father I was going to be an actor, he said, Fine, but study welding just in case.
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Comedy pays the bills if I can't find a film.
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My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist.
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My favorite is when you go to Afghanistan and you meet the special forces guys, and they look like these heavily armed surfers. These guys are the best. You see guys dressed as full Afghans, but then wearing a Yankees hat.
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Be prepared for luck.
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Avoid using the word 'very' because it's lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don't use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason boys - to woo women - and in that endeavor, laziness will not do.
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I don't do well with snakes and I can't dance.
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I only ever play Vegas one night at a time.
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