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When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

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Robin Williams
Age: 63 †
Born: 1951
Born: July 21
Died: 2014
Died: August 11
Actor
Audiobook Narrator
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Producer
Mime Artist
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Chicago
Illinois
Robin McLaurin Williams
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Three wishes - no substitutes, exchanges or refunds
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They're talking about partial nuclear disarmament, which is also like talking about partial circumcision - you either go all the way or forget it.
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It's the same sex all the time.
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If we're going to fight a disease, let's fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference.
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When you really do find a new idea or you're in and it's all working, that's the gift. It's like a musician when they hit a riff, that's when you're like all right, it's mellow. You back off and just ride it.
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I have no desire to go anywhere near drugs. People say, Aren't you tempted? No, because of the ridiculousness of it.
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To be free. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world.
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Dreams don't deal in time. Time doesn't count.
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I only ever play Vegas one night at a time.
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We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself.
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Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
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Please, don't worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is fleeting.
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If I ever asked you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked a woman and been totally vulnerable.
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We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
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I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.
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If you don't keep pushing the limits, you wake up one day and you're the center square to block.
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Self-reliance is the key to a vigorous life. A man must look inward to find his own answers.
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She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other
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After my training wheels, my first real bike was a Schwinn, and my first time out, I rode down a hill, didn’t know how to stop, and ran right into a tree. So, that was a nice experience ... like realizing, oh, there are brakes!
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My childhood was really nice. My parents never forced me to do anything it was always, If you want to do that, fine. When I told my father I was going to be an actor, he said, Fine, but study welding just in case.
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