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Robin Williams
Age: 63 †
Born: 1951
Born: July 21
Died: 2014
Died: August 11
Actor
Audiobook Narrator
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Producer
Mime Artist
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Chicago
Illinois
Robin McLaurin Williams
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You'd think all of these atypical somethings would add up to a typical something
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You’ve got to be crazy! It’s too late to be sane, too late. You’ve got to go full tilt bozo... ‘Cause you’re only given a little spark of madness... and if you lose that, you’re nothing
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You know what music is - a harmonic connection between all living beings.
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You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you'll win, no matter what the outcome.
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My battles with addiction definitely shaped how I am now. They really made me deeply appreciate human contact. And the value of friends and family, how precious that is.
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Cross-country running was so beautiful with all the trails and the lake regions ... very physical and also a bit spiritual, where you could come over the mountain and all of a sudden you'd see a Buddhist landscape fog.
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We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we're shopper-borrowers.
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You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
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Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping your heart out through your wallet.
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Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.
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His golf bag does not contain a full set of irons.
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What is this demilitarized zone? Whatever it is, I like it! Gets you on your toes better than a strong cup of cappuccino.
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You have this idea that you'd better keep working otherwise people will forget. And that was dangerous. And then you realize, no, actually if you take a break people might be more interested in you.
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You're best when you're not in charge. The ego locks the muse.
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Cable is not bound because people pay for it. It's literally a choice, that's the operative word. If you don't like the language, if cocksucker offends you, then turn it off.
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I just want to do movies, and I want to sell them. I don't want to link up with some product.
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If you listen real close, you can hear them whisper their legacy to you. Go on, lean in. Listen, you hear it? Carpe diem, seize the day boys, make your lives extraordinary.
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And some people say Jesus wasn't Jewish. Of COURSE he was Jewish! 30 years old, single, lives with his parents, come on! He works in his father's business, his mom thought he was God's gift, he's Jewish! Give it up!
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There's a time for daring and there's a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for.
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Seize the day. Because, believe it or not, each and every one of us in this room is one day going to stop breathing, turn cold, and die.
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