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For Father's Day, my kids always give me a bottle of cologne called English Leather. It's appropriate! To them I always smell like a wallet.

Robert Orben

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Robert Orben
Age: 96
Born: 1928
Born: March 4
Magician
Writer
the United States of America
Called
Wallet
Father
Wallets
Kids
Leather
Give
Bottle
Giving
Bottles
Always
Appropriate
Like
Smell
English
Cologne

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