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Realists know where they're going. Dreamers have already been there.

Robert Orben

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Robert Orben
Age: 96
Born: 1928
Born: March 4
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Lincoln was known to have walked miles to borrow books, to get the most rudimentary form of education. So what do we do on his birthday? We close the schools!
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They say kids today don't know the value of a dollar. They certainly do know the value of a dollar. That's why they ask for five.
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The Playboy Calendar this year has some tiptop models. Any more top and they'd tip.
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Do you realize that in the past sixty years, the only foreigners the French have been able to drive out are American tourists?
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Did you hear about the woman who sent out 40,000 Valentine Cards doused in perfume and signed, Guess Who? She's a divorce lawyer.
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It may be the way the cookie crumbles on Madison Avenue, but in Hong Kong its the way the egg rolls.
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President Ford used humor a great deal.
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To reduce stress, avoid excitement. Spend more time with your spouse.
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All that means is that something devastating can happen to you today or to your family & all you can do is cry about it or panic or just be grief-stricken about it but a year or two from now or maybe ten years from now, or maybe two months or two days, you might be able to see the humor in that problem.
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I may be forty, but every morning when I get up, I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, there's never one around.
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Summit meetings tend to be like panda matings. The expectations are always high, and the results usually disappointing.
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I should warn you that underneath these clothes I'm wearing boxer shorts and I know how to use them.
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With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!
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If you can get someone to laugh with you, they will be more willing to identify with you, listen to you. It parts the waters.
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I don't want to say anything about my kids...but I go to PTA meetings under an assumed name!
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I understand the big food companies are developing a tearless onion. I think they can do it - after all, they've already given us tasteless bread.
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A toast to the weapons of war, may they rust in peace.
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Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're all on the road to the grave - but there's no need to be in the passing lane.
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There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.
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There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
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