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The Playboy Calendar this year has some tiptop models. Any more top and they'd tip.

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Robert Orben
Age: 96
Born: 1928
Born: March 4
Magician
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the United States of America
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They say kids today don't know the value of a dollar. They certainly do know the value of a dollar. That's why they ask for five.
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For Father's Day, my kids always give me a bottle of cologne called English Leather. It's appropriate! To them I always smell like a wallet.
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I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.
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It may be the way the cookie crumbles on Madison Avenue, but in Hong Kong its the way the egg rolls.
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Live your life so that if someone says 'Be yourself' it's good advice.
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I should warn you that underneath these clothes I'm wearing boxer shorts and I know how to use them.
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You wouldn't want Alan Greenspan to write the instructions for assembling a beach chair.
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Vacation: When you spend thousands of dollars to see what rain looks like in different parts of the world.
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They're combining that new fertility drug with a birth control pill for people who don't want triplets.
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To reduce stress, avoid excitement. Spend more time with your spouse.
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Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.
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My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age.
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Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.
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We're supposed to take our problems to a family adviser. Personally, I've never met a family adviser. They're all off somewhere listening to dirty stories.
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Summit meetings tend to be like panda matings. The expectations are always high, and the results usually disappointing.
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When we laugh we temporarily give ourselves over to the person who makes us laugh.
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There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
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Economists can certainly disappoint you. One said that the economy would turn up by the last quarter. Well, I'm down to mine and it hasn't.
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There are only two kinds of people in this world. The realists and the dreamers. The realists know where they are going and the dreamers have already been there.
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