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The Playboy Calendar this year has some tiptop models. Any more top and they'd tip.

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Robert Orben
Age: 96
Born: 1928
Born: March 4
Magician
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the United States of America
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I may be forty, but every morning when I get up, I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, there's never one around.
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I should warn you that underneath these clothes I'm wearing boxer shorts and I know how to use them.
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Individuality' is the key to success.
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Nowadays, you cannot be a very Effective political figure without Having a demonstrable sense of humor. People take to it.
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You wouldn't want Alan Greenspan to write the instructions for assembling a beach chair.
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As much as we admire all the characteristics of a Ronald Reagan, as soon as something goes wrong, people will hate those same characteristics.
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Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're all on the road to the grave - but there's no need to be in the passing lane.
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If you can get someone to laugh with you, they will be more willing to identify with you, listen to you. It parts the waters.
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Summit meetings tend to be like panda matings. The expectations are always high, and the results usually disappointing.
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Successful salesman: someone who has found a cure for the common cold shoulder.
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Anybody with a good sense of humor is one-up on their competition. We respond to somebody who has the ability to make us laugh. It's a bonding influence.
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I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.
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When we laugh we temporarily give ourselves over to the person who makes us laugh.
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A toast to the weapons of war, may they rust in peace.
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To reduce stress, avoid excitement. Spend more time with your spouse.
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Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.
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