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What if the meek inherited the Earth and we had to defend ourselves from Martians?

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Robert Orben
Age: 96
Born: 1928
Born: March 4
Magician
Writer
the United States of America
Martians
Meek
Inherited
Defend
Religion
Earth

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A toast to the weapons of war, may they rust in peace.
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Faith, indeed, has up to the present not been able to move real mountains.... But it can put mountains where there are none. Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.
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If somebody accuses you in a story of being a crook, you can demand that they prove it. But if a comic says it and you protest, people say, 'What's the matter, you can't take a joke?
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