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Wait'll next year! is the favorite cry of baseball fans, football fans, hockey fans, and gardeners.

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Robert Orben
Age: 96
Born: 1928
Born: March 4
Magician
Writer
the United States of America
Hope
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Next
Cry
Years
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Baseball
Football
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Gardeners
Waiting
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