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Individuality' is the key to success.
Robert Orben
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Robert Orben
Age: 96
Born: 1928
Born: March 4
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the United States of America
Individuality
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Success
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I may be forty, but every morning when I get up, I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, there's never one around.
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For Father's Day, my kids always give me a bottle of cologne called English Leather. It's appropriate! To them I always smell like a wallet.
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They're combining that new fertility drug with a birth control pill for people who don't want triplets.
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Have you noticed when you go on a diet, the first thing you lose is your temper.
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I don't want to say anything about my kids...but I go to PTA meetings under an assumed name!
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Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.
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If you can get someone to laugh with you, they will be more willing to identify with you, listen to you. It parts the waters.
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Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're all on the road to the grave - but there's no need to be in the passing lane.
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All that means is that something devastating can happen to you today or to your family & all you can do is cry about it or panic or just be grief-stricken about it but a year or two from now or maybe ten years from now, or maybe two months or two days, you might be able to see the humor in that problem.
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Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.
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Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.
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The Playboy Calendar this year has some tiptop models. Any more top and they'd tip.
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Sports like baseball, basketball, and hockey develop muscles. That's why Americans have the strongest eyes in the world.
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Do you realize what would happen if Moses were alive today? He'd go up to Mount Sinai, come back with the Ten Commandments, and spend the next eight years trying to get published.
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Realists know where they're going. Dreamers have already been there.
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I had a terrible fight with my wife on New Year's Eve. She called me a procrastinator. So I finished addressing the Christmas cards and left.
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Economists can certainly disappoint you. One said that the economy would turn up by the last quarter. Well, I'm down to mine and it hasn't.
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Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.
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Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.
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To exercise is human not to is divine.
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