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Individuality' is the key to success.

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Robert Orben
Age: 96
Born: 1928
Born: March 4
Magician
Writer
the United States of America
Individuality
Keys
Success

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Humor is the most honest of emotions. Applause for a speech can be insincere, but with humor, if the audience doesn't like it there's no faking it.
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They're combining that new fertility drug with a birth control pill for people who don't want triplets.
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Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.
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Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.
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To reduce stress, avoid excitement. Spend more time with your spouse.
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Faith, indeed, has up to the present not been able to move real mountains.... But it can put mountains where there are none. Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.
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If somebody accuses you in a story of being a crook, you can demand that they prove it. But if a comic says it and you protest, people say, 'What's the matter, you can't take a joke?
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There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.
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I don't want to say anything about my kids...but I go to PTA meetings under an assumed name!
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Did you ever figure to be living in a time when your check is good, but the bank bounces?
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If you can laugh together, you can work together.
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When we laugh we temporarily give ourselves over to the person who makes us laugh.
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As much as we admire all the characteristics of a Ronald Reagan, as soon as something goes wrong, people will hate those same characteristics.
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I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
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Wait'll next year! is the favorite cry of baseball fans, football fans, hockey fans, and gardeners.
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It always seems to someone outside the business that it is very difficult to write for a comedy show because it must be done quickly. Actually, it is much easier to write this humor than to do a joke or a show from scratch, because the audience knows the plot. Just mention what is going on and then deliver the punch line.
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Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.
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