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Individuality' is the key to success.

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Robert Orben
Age: 96
Born: 1928
Born: March 4
Magician
Writer
the United States of America
Keys
Success
Individuality

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There are only two kinds of people in this world. The realists and the dreamers. The realists know where they are going and the dreamers have already been there.
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I'm beginning to wonder about my broker. Yesterday I told him to buy a hundred shares of A.T.&T. He said, 'Would you spell that?'
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Sociologists say that going to the movies is a bonding experience. It probably has to do with the way you feet stick to the floor.
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If you can get someone to laugh with you, they will be more willing to identify with you, listen to you. It parts the waters.
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I had a terrible fight with my wife on New Year's Eve. She called me a procrastinator. So I finished addressing the Christmas cards and left.
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It always seems to someone outside the business that it is very difficult to write for a comedy show because it must be done quickly. Actually, it is much easier to write this humor than to do a joke or a show from scratch, because the audience knows the plot. Just mention what is going on and then deliver the punch line.
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What if the meek inherited the Earth and we had to defend ourselves from Martians?
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Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're all on the road to the grave - but there's no need to be in the passing lane.
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Have you noticed when you go on a diet, the first thing you lose is your temper.
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I should warn you that underneath these clothes I'm wearing boxer shorts and I know how to use them.
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The secret of writing comedy is to know where it's all going, then get ahead of it.
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Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.
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For Father's Day, my kids always give me a bottle of cologne called English Leather. It's appropriate! To them I always smell like a wallet.
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We're supposed to take our problems to a family adviser. Personally, I've never met a family adviser. They're all off somewhere listening to dirty stories.
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With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!
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If you can laugh together, you can work together.
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There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
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I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.
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Anybody with a good sense of humor is one-up on their competition. We respond to somebody who has the ability to make us laugh. It's a bonding influence.
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Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.
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