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Robert Orben
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Robert Orben
Age: 96
Born: 1928
Born: March 4
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the United States of America
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Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'
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To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
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I had a terrible fight with my wife on New Year's Eve. She called me a procrastinator. So I finished addressing the Christmas cards and left.
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Individuality' is the key to success.
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Do your kids a favor - don't have any.
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Lincoln was known to have walked miles to borrow books, to get the most rudimentary form of education. So what do we do on his birthday? We close the schools!
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It's amazing how important your job is when you want the day off - and how unimportant it is when you want a raise.
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Nowadays, you cannot be a very Effective political figure without Having a demonstrable sense of humor. People take to it.
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We're supposed to take our problems to a family adviser. Personally, I've never met a family adviser. They're all off somewhere listening to dirty stories.
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Wait'll next year! is the favorite cry of baseball fans, football fans, hockey fans, and gardeners.
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It may be the way the cookie crumbles on Madison Avenue, but in Hong Kong its the way the egg rolls.
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Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.
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It always seems to someone outside the business that it is very difficult to write for a comedy show because it must be done quickly. Actually, it is much easier to write this humor than to do a joke or a show from scratch, because the audience knows the plot. Just mention what is going on and then deliver the punch line.
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The secret of writing comedy is to know where it's all going, then get ahead of it.
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My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age.
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The Playboy Calendar this year has some tiptop models. Any more top and they'd tip.
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President Ford used humor a great deal.
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Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.
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I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
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Anybody with a good sense of humor is one-up on their competition. We respond to somebody who has the ability to make us laugh. It's a bonding influence.
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