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To exercise is human not to is divine.

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Robert Orben
Age: 96
Born: 1928
Born: March 4
Magician
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the United States of America
Exercise
Divine
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Humans

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Lincoln was known to have walked miles to borrow books, to get the most rudimentary form of education. So what do we do on his birthday? We close the schools!
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Sports like baseball, basketball, and hockey develop muscles. That's why Americans have the strongest eyes in the world.
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They say kids today don't know the value of a dollar. They certainly do know the value of a dollar. That's why they ask for five.
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Summit meetings tend to be like panda matings. The expectations are always high, and the results usually disappointing.
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Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.
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Humor is the most honest of emotions. Applause for a speech can be insincere, but with humor, if the audience doesn't like it there's no faking it.
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Faith, indeed, has up to the present not been able to move real mountains.... But it can put mountains where there are none. Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.
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Sociologists say that going to the movies is a bonding experience. It probably has to do with the way you feet stick to the floor.
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I don't want to say anything about my kids...but I go to PTA meetings under an assumed name!
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If you can laugh together, you can work together.
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We have enough people who tell it like it is - now we could use a few who tell it like it can be.
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My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age.
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Realists know where they're going. Dreamers have already been there.
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Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.
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Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.
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Anybody with a good sense of humor is one-up on their competition. We respond to somebody who has the ability to make us laugh. It's a bonding influence.
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To reduce stress, avoid excitement. Spend more time with your spouse.
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Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'
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Wait'll next year! is the favorite cry of baseball fans, football fans, hockey fans, and gardeners.
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For Father's Day, my kids always give me a bottle of cologne called English Leather. It's appropriate! To them I always smell like a wallet.
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