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To exercise is human not to is divine.

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Robert Orben
Age: 96
Born: 1928
Born: March 4
Magician
Writer
the United States of America
Exercise
Divine
Human
Humans

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Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.
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Do you realize that in the past sixty years, the only foreigners the French have been able to drive out are American tourists?
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Live your life so that if someone says 'Be yourself' it's good advice.
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Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.
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I should warn you that underneath these clothes I'm wearing boxer shorts and I know how to use them.
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With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!
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My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age.
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It may be the way the cookie crumbles on Madison Avenue, but in Hong Kong its the way the egg rolls.
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Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.
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Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.
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For Father's Day, my kids always give me a bottle of cologne called English Leather. It's appropriate! To them I always smell like a wallet.
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The Playboy Calendar this year has some tiptop models. Any more top and they'd tip.
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The secret of writing comedy is to know where it's all going, then get ahead of it.
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President Ford used humor a great deal.
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When we laugh we temporarily give ourselves over to the person who makes us laugh.
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All that means is that something devastating can happen to you today or to your family & all you can do is cry about it or panic or just be grief-stricken about it but a year or two from now or maybe ten years from now, or maybe two months or two days, you might be able to see the humor in that problem.
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There are only two kinds of people in this world. The realists and the dreamers. The realists know where they are going and the dreamers have already been there.
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Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.
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Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.
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