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We have enough people who tell it like it is - now we could use a few who tell it like it can be.

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Robert Orben
Age: 96
Born: 1928
Born: March 4
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the United States of America
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There are only two kinds of people in this world. The realists and the dreamers. The realists know where they are going and the dreamers have already been there.
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I'm beginning to wonder about my broker. Yesterday I told him to buy a hundred shares of A.T.&T. He said, 'Would you spell that?'
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Anybody with a good sense of humor is one-up on their competition. We respond to somebody who has the ability to make us laugh. It's a bonding influence.
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Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.
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Do your kids a favor - don't have any.
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Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.
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Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.
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There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
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Happiness is contagious. Be a carrier!!
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I understand the big food companies are developing a tearless onion. I think they can do it - after all, they've already given us tasteless bread.
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Vacation: When you spend thousands of dollars to see what rain looks like in different parts of the world.
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The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
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Nowadays, you cannot be a very Effective political figure without Having a demonstrable sense of humor. People take to it.
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The secret of writing comedy is to know where it's all going, then get ahead of it.
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Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.
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They say kids today don't know the value of a dollar. They certainly do know the value of a dollar. That's why they ask for five.
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The chance to be seen as a warm, witty guy is too good an opportunity for a politician to miss.
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To exercise is human not to is divine.
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It's amazing how important your job is when you want the day off - and how unimportant it is when you want a raise.
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There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.
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