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We have enough people who tell it like it is - now we could use a few who tell it like it can be.

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Robert Orben
Age: 96
Born: 1928
Born: March 4
Magician
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the United States of America
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Vacation: When you spend thousands of dollars to see what rain looks like in different parts of the world.
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The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
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Individuality' is the key to success.
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For Father's Day, my kids always give me a bottle of cologne called English Leather. It's appropriate! To them I always smell like a wallet.
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Successful salesman: someone who has found a cure for the common cold shoulder.
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Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
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Do you realize what would happen if Moses were alive today? He'd go up to Mount Sinai, come back with the Ten Commandments, and spend the next eight years trying to get published.
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Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.
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Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're all on the road to the grave - but there's no need to be in the passing lane.
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We're supposed to take our problems to a family adviser. Personally, I've never met a family adviser. They're all off somewhere listening to dirty stories.
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As much as we admire all the characteristics of a Ronald Reagan, as soon as something goes wrong, people will hate those same characteristics.
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I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.
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Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.
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Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.
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