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To reduce stress, avoid excitement. Spend more time with your spouse.

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Robert Orben
Age: 96
Born: 1928
Born: March 4
Magician
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the United States of America
Spouse
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All that means is that something devastating can happen to you today or to your family & all you can do is cry about it or panic or just be grief-stricken about it but a year or two from now or maybe ten years from now, or maybe two months or two days, you might be able to see the humor in that problem.
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