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Summit meetings tend to be like panda matings. The expectations are always high, and the results usually disappointing.

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Robert Orben
Age: 96
Born: 1928
Born: March 4
Magician
Writer
the United States of America
Results
Pandas
High
Mating
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Meetings
Tend
Expectations
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