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THe world now has so many problems that if Moses had come down from Mount Sinai today, the two tablets he'd carry would be aspirin.

Robert Orben

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Robert Orben
Age: 96
Born: 1928
Born: March 4
Magician
Writer
the United States of America
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Two
Problem
Sinai
Today
Aspirin
Come
Tablets
Many
Mount
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Moses
World
Carry

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